Posted 13 minutes ago

every time i take my birth control late i’m like uh oh no sex this month or you’ll get pregnant and then i remember there is no danger of that happening

Posted 11 hours ago

officialjamesvega:

meanwhile i just want to remind you that thane is dead.

uncalled for, tbh

Posted 12 hours ago

biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump)

Posted 13 hours ago

sarahseeandersen:

I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.

Posted 14 hours ago

saracastically:

i’m so excited for hoenn round 2!!
commissions are open

Posted 15 hours ago

rockboci:

So I heard the MAKO is back

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 17 hours ago

pugletto:

Omg, so I’m actually not this bad at making screencap redraws or whatever.

Latin@ Lady & the Tramp this time.

Posted 18 hours ago
Posted 18 hours ago

ladycopsohot:

effington:

spooksthebun:

it’s been like six years and I still don’t think i’ve seen an internet video that pays off better than this

truly the epitome of everything

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wut

Posted 19 hours ago

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

melnathea:

imagine if you had a little dragon guardian who would sit on your shoulder and guard you so if somebody was mean to you it would just breathe fire at the mean persons face and lit their hair on fire or something

and once in a while it would just nuzzle your face because it loves being your guardian and it loves you

this makes me so happy omg

Posted 20 hours ago

praggnificent:

robotsquid:

"MAN THIS STORY I’M WRITING IS GONNA BE SO GOOD I’M SO PUMPED"

"I CAN’T WAIT TO DEVELOP THE SHIT OUT OF THESE CHARACTERS"

"HOT DAMN THAT ONE SCENE NEAR THE MIDDLE IS GONNA BE BITCHIN’"

"THIS PLOT TWIST IS THE SINGLE BEST IDEA I’VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE"

~one hour later~

image

Months later….

Posted 22 hours ago

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to

(Source: humbleanimefan)

Posted 1 day ago

john-egberts-floating-arms:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

I’m fucking dying

(Source: mycroftly)

Posted 1 day ago

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD